September 27, 2011 at 1:12 pm
Disneyland for cats would be a box factory.
In positive news, it’s been 97 days since Java Bean broke a glass! Yay, Java Bean! Those Glassbreakers Anonymous meetings must be working. I, however, have broken, um, two glasses in that time period. Bad, Jennette! Bad, bad, bad! I shattered each one while washing them in the sink. In both bouts of Plate vs. Glass the plate has been the winner. Good thing I’ve got a ton of Bad, Bath, and Beyond coupons for 20% off.
Lest I show favoritism, Office Krupke has killed six crickets this month. Six! Predators make the best pets.
Earlier: Did you hear that Susan from Twitter wrote a book?
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